The Boys 5×5 Reaction

21 thoughts on "The Boys 5×5 Reaction"

1. I think Sage wants her and Ashley to be the last people on Earth because she’s afraid of more than two buttholes existing at once.

2. I think she was being completely honest, she would not have told Ashley something that important without actually meaning it. Also, two buttholes, one crack, that’s my theory

3. It’s refreshing to see that Sage is just as twisted as the other supes. I’m sure she has one more secret, maybe a lab she can use to rebuild humanity as she sees fit, with eel-proof redundant butt holes.

4. I came here only because of Thomas.

5. What does she have to gain from not telling the truth to Ashley at this point?

6. Two Butt-Holes One Ass.

7. I put completely truthful because I think she’s absolutely telling the truth about wanting to end the world. She’s been a pessimist from the beginning and her favorite billionaires have actual irl wishes to cull the population. Only caveat is I think she’s playing Ashley and Back Ashley against each other on purpose and is expecting them to incite further chaos rather than actually join Sage.

8. I am positive she has many irons in the fire, making sure she will end on top.
   Plus there must be an answer in the end if there are two butt holes, or we will riot 😀

9. I think sister sage didn’t say the hole truth but what she’s hiding who knows. I think she’s kept any cracks or leaks plugged up about her true intentions for long time but i believe her true intentions could erupt at any moment. Oh, maybe its is a second butthole?

10. I think Sage’s bunker isn’t a bunker she has taken V1, so the virus wouldn’t affect her. She would do anything to kill Homelander, even if others die for it.

11. I think Sage is hiding something because she is the smartest person and can predict everything because she knows everything EXCEPT one key piece of information. Remember how she invited Bashley and Ashley to her bunker. I think she is trying to figure out if Ashley has two buttholes, and depending on that, her plans are gonna change drastically. The fate of the entire world is resting on this.

12. I think she wants to be in a quite environment, like Jason with his Budd hole.

    1. 👀

13. Isn’t it kind of a troupe, that smart characters in the end of the day think people are the worst and that planet Earth will be better with out them.

14. She wants the end of the world.

15. I’m gonna go with and hope that she’s hiding something. The smartest person in the world’s plan just being to let everybody continue what they’re doing so she can inevitably read a lot sounds kinda lame!

    Also somethin somethin somethin butthole

16. I think from what we know about Sister Sage, as a character, it makes sense that this the plan she chose to follow. She truly just wants to be unbothered and read her books. However, I don’t think this was her plan from the start. Like any “super” intellect character, their plan is always in motion and i think with all the events that have unfolded this is her best course of action to achieve her goal.

17. i think sage was being truthful, her very first appearance is her in her house with a mountain of books looking as happy as she can be then homelander comes knocking and from that moment on she has not smiled non preformancely once. i think the world ending is the only plan that guarntees never being bothered again ever, and other plans even if she went to the bunker and locked the door homelander, supes or people looking to use her would come bother her. so far he plans have all be “absolute” plans in terms of results so i think even if another plan would leave her unbothered for 99% of the time, the only plan shes interested in is one that leaves her unbothered 100% of the time.

18. i think she’s hiding something. If she really hates humanity that much, she would either isolate herself from the world or off herself. While i do think she wants chaos and for everyone to kill each other, i think she is hiding some kind of strategy to take out homelander. if all else fails and her and ashley do live in the bunker when it’s all over, that bunker would technically have two buttholes (in it).

19. Not to sure if Sister sage Intended for it all but she is definitely happy with the direction it is going… Speaking of direction, that Director really got torn a new one, Butt-Hole that is. Because of the Eel… the Eel tore him a new butt… so he has two… Butt-Holes that is… because of the Eel.

    1. That was a good reply for last episode